Here’s former Orlando Magic guard Gilbert Arenas giving a play-by-play description of Stan Van Gundy & Dwight Howard going back and forth during a timeout after the other team just scored.
(via Gil’s Arena):
Van Gundy: “How come you didn’t get that other block?”
Howard: “I just got 2 blocks?”
Van Gundy: “S***, they call you Superman? They call you Superman? This Superman name is getting to your name! The crowd out here, they out here just sucking you off!”
Howard: “Man, get your fat a** out there and do the same s*** I’m doing! MFer’s over here always criticizing!”